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Such class!

Zacquisha picked up the Breakthrough Performer of the Year award at the ShoWest awards in Las Vegas last night and looked classically zexy while doing so.

Yum!

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We hope they slathered on lots of sunscreen. They’re pale!

Kelly Osbourne is enjoying herself with fiance Luke Worrall.

The “variety TV star” and her model boyfriend have been on vacation in our hometown of Miami, and the two have been living it up!

Just yesterday the two were snapped away while playing in the pool.

They’ve also been spotted driving around South Beach, riding jet skis and enjoying the city

Have fun. Be safe.

Don’t drink or drug, Kelly!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Holy shiznoodle!

This is insanity!

Yet another new Heidi Montag song has “leaked” – and we like this song a lot more than some of the others.

More is More is totally gay dancefloor and super fun.

The good Christian girl even sings “fucking” in the chorus! Lovesit!

Check out the song (below).

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